A flabby, unappealing vagina, commonly found on black whores and fat women. The Meat Hammock is native to Lithuania and Argentina as the women there are known for their excessively sloppy punan.
Bro, I was poundin' down some Nattys the other day while gettin' some dome. That slampiece's vag was a Meat Hammock for sure.
by ChillMeatHammockBro July 7, 2011
by DizzyLizzy January 19, 2007
by snapex February 25, 2010
by matty matt matt February 13, 2006
The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
by Boooooey November 6, 2011
A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015
George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"
James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).
James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).
by Laurasia79 April 30, 2016