Hacked by Chinese

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.
Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.
by Tony Sidaway September 06, 2005
Get the Hacked by Chinese mug.

hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.
Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?
by gt-skip April 16, 2005
Get the hacking the mainframe mug.

hack a shaq

A tactic used to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neal (or another player with a poor free throw shooting percentage, such as Ben Wallace) before the last 2 minutes of a basketball game. This strategy slows down the pace of the game, and is not what basketball was intended to be played like. This tactic is useless with less than 2 minutes, because the team that was fouled can then choose which player goes to the free throw line.
How come the Spurs beat the Suns again in the playoffs? Because Popovich decided to use hack a shaq.
by pacsmanjones May 27, 2008
Get the hack a shaq mug.

quick hack

A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.
When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
Get the quick hack mug.

hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 14, 2005
Get the hacking the lettuce mug.

Kahoot Hacks

What you search in class to annoy your teacher by crashing Kahoot every time she opens it.
Teacher “ who is spamming kahoot
(Kahoot crashes)
You “ bro I am using Kahoot hacks
Teacher (screaming) “aaaaaahhhhhhhh”
by King Koconino April 06, 2020
Get the Kahoot Hacks mug.

BOONIE HACKS

When an animal, usually a dog, runs in front of you while playing a game and unplugs or disconnects your controller.

"GOD DAMNIT, GET YOUR DOG OUT OF THE WAY, HE JUST UNPLUGGED MY CONTROLLER! WTF NO KILLING WHILE DISCONNECTED. BOONIE HACKS!!!!!!
by beast-from-the-middle-east March 23, 2009
Get the BOONIE HACKS mug.