Little known slang term for toilet paper usually of the softer variety. Comes from the fact that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings has a long white fluffy beard.
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it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.
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An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.
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In Puerto Rico; jewelry charms, cellphone charms and pendants. Every kind of jewelry with a lot of fringed items. Puerto Rico artisans call their jewelry and other fringing creations "guindalejo" or "gangarrias". Boobs, testicles, penis, love handles can be called guindalejo because of their fringing nature.
Guindalejo is also an indie biz from Puerto Rico.
Guindalejo is everything that is fringing around everywhere, like a windchime or your granny's boobs.
In Dominican Republic is used to called men genitalia, testicles and penis (because they fringe).
In Puerto Rico; jewelry charms, cellphone charms and pendants. Every kind of jewelry with a lot of fringed items. Puerto Rico artisans call their jewelry and other fringing creations "guindalejo" or "gangarrias". Boobs, testicles, penis, love handles can be called guindalejo because of their fringing nature.
Guindalejo is also an indie biz from Puerto Rico.
Guindalejo is everything that is fringing around everywhere, like a windchime or your granny's boobs.
In Dominican Republic is used to called men genitalia, testicles and penis (because they fringe).
-Norma:"Look that girl has a wonderful bracelet with guindalejos"
-Ileana: "Yes is better than any other gangarria around"
-Norma: "I die to have that bracelet with big chuncky colorful guindalejos"
-Ileana: "I will be the best hottest girl around with that bracelet full of shiny guindalejos"
-Norma:"that bracelet is better than my husband guindalejo"
-Ileana:"I have two small guindalejos, but i will put implants soon"
-Norma:"I may go to the surgeon too, for my fat guindalejos"
-Ileana: "Yes is better than any other gangarria around"
-Norma: "I die to have that bracelet with big chuncky colorful guindalejos"
-Ileana: "I will be the best hottest girl around with that bracelet full of shiny guindalejos"
-Norma:"that bracelet is better than my husband guindalejo"
-Ileana:"I have two small guindalejos, but i will put implants soon"
-Norma:"I may go to the surgeon too, for my fat guindalejos"
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Guy 1: "You get sorted?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
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