Glisten

When a vampire from the twilight universe goes out into the sun. It's achieved by regular people by sweating and being out in the sun.

I ran four miles and got my glisten on

by thepirateargggg July 6, 2011

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glapsy

A Glapsy is a person who is extreamly intelligent, yet acts like a moron to:

A) Make friends laugh
B) A futile attempt to get someone to like them
C) Scare someone away
D) Something to do

Glapsy: Pull my finger
Normal person: Huh?
G: Pull my FINGER?
NP: Why?
G: DOOOO EEEEEET!
NP: You Glapsy

by blobbydude1 April 1, 2008

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The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).

Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.

by legsy11 November 6, 2008

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