Booze Fridge

1. A fridge stocked solely with booze.

2. Performing anal sex

1. I have my fridge with my food, and I have my fridge with my beer.

2. I stuck my dick in her booze fridge

by Aj101011 February 26, 2011

Boy Friday

A 'go to' boy; a man who will help you get things taken care of; a man you can rely on when you are in need of extra assistance; a man who acts as a 'jack of all trades' and is capable of doing almost anything; a man you can count on when you are overwhelmed with your own chores and the duties must be done; a man who does most of the leg work on a project, but never takes (or gets) credit.

When you need extra help -- I'm your Boy Friday.

by Gonz8 March 21, 2008

Nuke the fridge

When you fart in the fridge and the fridge keeps your fart fresh until the next time it is opened.

I had the broccoli farts last night but I started to go nose blind to them, so I had to nuke the fridge for later.

by Papertowles February 2, 2021

Friday Night-Less

When you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. You usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you're not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.

In summary, being friday night-less sucks. It makes you feel like a loser. This is how I feel right now.

(the day after the gathering)

Person who was at the party, "Hey, why weren't you at the party?"

Person who was not... "Well that bitch of a friend didn't invite me."

Person who was atthe party, "Oh... So you were friday night-less?"

Person who was not... "No duh, shithead.

by boredonafriday September 4, 2009

fridge master

The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.

Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.

Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.

Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door

Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.

by FridgeFollower28 January 22, 2014

friday hero

When your boss, manager, or supervisor takes days off/leaves early Monday thru Thursday and every Friday he stays until close of business.

Employee #1: "Its Friday! Do you think the queen will be leaving early?"

Employee #2" "No, he's the Friday Hero! He'll be here after we leave at 5:00!"

by Bently Bandit March 9, 2014

fridea

Ideas somewhere in between work and play, most often arising on Fridays near the end of a work day.

Example Frideas for an academic setting:

-Bruce Lie algebra..... Cauchy Tiger, Hilbert Dragon.

-A Monte Carlo that generates Sarah Palin speeches.You don't even need to program in basic grammar or a full vocabulary

- Radiation emitted by blackboards -> blackboardy radiation

by MrFuzzFuzz October 3, 2016