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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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wayne fortune

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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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Soldier of Fortune

a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating. It began as a monthly U.S. periodical published from 1975 to 2016 as a magazine devoted to worldwide reporting of wars
The April 2016 issue of Soldier of Fortune was the final print edition; further editions have been published online
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Soldier of Fortune

a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating
Soldier of Fortune magazine was founded in 1975, by Lieutenant Colonel, U.S. Army Reserve, (Ret.) Robert K. Brown, a Green Beret who served with Special Forces in Vietnam.
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Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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Fortune Fast Life

Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
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