Brandon Flowers 

A bitch ass that went from Brandon be ballin to Brandon be benchin. He’ll do anything in his power to annoy the shit outta you when he see you doin good. He can’t play basketball for shit. He a bitch ass. He also look like a light skin penny wise🤡

Wow he so ugly he look like a Brandon Flowers 🤷🏽 ♀️

Brandon Flowers by Ehuah⚡️ January 10, 2018

Shit Flowers 

When tolet paper and pieces of feces get stuck in your anus hairs.

Guy 1: Man, I picked a bushell of shit flowers last night.
Guy 2: Nasty man.

Shit Flowers by leekster March 2, 2010

giving flowers 

When one guy (flogging the dolphin) walks into a room with one or more people in it (not flogging the dolphin, well maybe) and asks for a sock, but blows his load before getting it.

I was thinking about giving flowers to dave today, in his face.

giving flowers by Marisssa Taylor June 24, 2008

Wall Flowers 

refers to a group of frequent, regular, female visitors to a guy's wall on a social networking site (like Facebook) . They often flirt, comment, "like", and tag him in many posts. They are prone to making him customized profile pictures and sending him hearts and songs to gain his attention.

Her: " I see your regular collection of wall flowers have been on your wall all day, looks like 10 songs and 15 hearts posts and it is before noon"

Him: " I like having fun with them. they aren't serious. they just like to play around,"

Wall Flowers by Tonka's plaything December 16, 2012

boiling flowers in the wing 

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid

If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"

boiling flowers in the wing by bridget February 6, 2004

buying flowers 

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

buying flowers by eeeeek!!:D December 7, 2009

fucking flowers 

when a fairy comes and fucks the flower and thn the world explodes

haay look at that "fucking flowers"!!

fucking flowers by gabbadABBA October 14, 2011