Flop Jockey

An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

by Syd Office Services July 8, 2011

mr. flops

a dude that abandons your plans consistently, without notice. after repeated occurrences that dude becomes mr. flops.

Yo man wheres that nigga?
Mr. Flops? he's flopping on your ass.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006

flop sweat

Nervous perspiration caused by a fear of failure before an audience.

The applause had been deafening on her entrance, but after ten minutes the air was heavy with "flop sweat".

by Joseph T Hatfield March 6, 2005

top and flop

verb: when one receives fellatio, as in being topped off, then flops over to receive a back rub.

example: “gregs gf is a keeper, she gives him a top and flop every morning“

by dr.drea3000 January 16, 2019

Pussy Flop

When someone drops backwards onto the ground with one leg bent behind them, flopping their pussy onto the ground. Affectionately known as a “death drop” in drag races.

When Samantha did a pussy flop, she bruised her vulva.

by Slayperiodteasis September 17, 2023

Crop or flop

If u don't crop then u flop. Used often on Floptok.💅💅💅💅💅💅💋💋💋💋💋😍😍😍😍😍😍

Crop or flop!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😜😜😜😜😜😜😜💋💋💋💋😍😍😍💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

by WizardFrogge March 7, 2022

Kick Flop

When men kick their leg, and purposely make their scrotum hit their upper thigh, creating a flop noise.

My testes hurt, because I just performed the kick flop.

by RaisinLover September 27, 2010