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Jomp Fence

A Krio Slang, a metaphorical expression used to describe the prevalence over a sticky or difficult situation.
how was the exam?

“I Jomp Fence
by The clever retard February 23, 2022
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fo fended

Fuck off offended. Why the fuck is everybody so fucking offended by everything?
FUCK YOUR Fo fended bitch!
by Holstein16 October 19, 2022
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paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...
Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.
by Fermat De January 30, 2018
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LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.
My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.
by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019
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Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.
by Redant9000 September 23, 2019
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fence plowing

A new craze popular on YouTube showing obviously drunk teenagers running full on through a fence. Has been deemed illegal as vandalism. Invented by a young man you freely admits he was "about 3 beers deep" when he encouraged his friend to attempt to run through a piece of fence at his cousins house after Hurricane Katrina.
Several teenagers on Long Island have been arrested for Fence Plowing at night
by Pablo's discharge February 11, 2007
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Fence Panda

A large or Smallmouth bass weighing over 5 pounds in weight. Mostly reffered in the south as a Fence Panda
I was fishing lilipads at a nearby lake yesterday and caught a fence panda, you should have seen the size of this fish.
by Yellow Thunder 21X July 20, 2011
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