Ethan

Punk bitch

My name is Ethan, and I am a punk bitch.

by sloppy bitch10 October 21, 2020

Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

ethan cutkosky

the finest 21 year old brunette ever.

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Ethana

The best version of Ethan. Is a crusty chicken nugget. Stan Ethana. Way better than Ethan

Ethana: Yo, Ethan.
Ethan: What?
Ethna: You suck, you dirty crusty musty dusty chicken nugget.
Ethan: Runs *cries in owo*
Ethana: *Gets knife* Jeff you know what to do.
Jeff: Yes i know. *runs after ethan with knife*

by Joeymc.doodle May 12, 2021

ethanlolcat3

He's a dumbass who uses Game Jolt and posts pixel art and shid.

Who the absolute f**k is ethanlolcat3?

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 6, 2021

Ethan Richburg

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.

Ethan Richburg

by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022