emergicient

When chaos erupts, but someone handles it like an absolute pro — fast, smooth, efficient. An emergency so well-managed it’s almost impressive.

That rescue was emergicient as. Scary fast. No one even panicked.

The engine caught fire mid-boat trip and he went full emergicient — extinguisher out, motor off, everyone calm.

by Teddydoesvegas June 19, 2025

Dirty Emeric

When a man has a lot of dirty thoughts about a woman, but won't date her or speak to her, because he thinks he isn't ready.

Uhhh, that guy pulled a dirty Emeric on my friend!

by Love&Sex August 22, 2020

Byron Emerick

He nap. He snacc. He heartattac.

Who is the laziest slug of all? Byron Emerick.

by Captain Sack May 24, 2021

early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 7, 2021

jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024

Papa Emeritus III

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.

Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.

by olive the olive sprout February 19, 2024