dtf

dtf is an abbreviation for "dudes tickle fungus" implying that individuals of the male sex indulge in pre miscues activities with mushrooms and such.

Sally:OMG I CANT BELIVE DAVE DUMPED YOU SUSIE,I
IM SO SORRY
Susie:well, you know what they say about guys and their truffles...dtf.

by Trapsarenice May 18, 2018

DTF

Down To Food... well that’s what my friend once told when I asked her the meaning of DTF... plus it’s better than Down To Fuck anyways

“Wanna DTF at the new restaurant?”
“SURE”

by kooluser October 17, 2018

DTF

Down to Fuhck

Mitch: Yo, are you DTF?

Sadie: Excuse me!?

Mitch: ;)

by SaydayB March 25, 2010

Dtf

Dolan twin fan

Olivia: I'm DTF

Carmen: what?
Olivia: a dolan twin fan duhh

by Dolansmith July 28, 2018

dtf

if a guy says is it means DOWN TO FORTNITE but he’s tryna fuck but is too scared to say it

him: you dtf?
her: no tf
him: down to fortnite?

by FaZeGeo November 13, 2019

dtf

draining the fat

are you dtf?? we should do it together

by marxste January 2, 2018

dtf

A moment when one realizes that Donald Trump is actually the President and suddenly a gloomy cloud appears over your entire world view.

Bob: I couldn't get any sleep last night.
Jane: Why not?
Bob: DTF.

by benknight May 24, 2018