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Diving for pearls

Performing oral sex on a female, eating out.
The "pearl" is the clitoris.
"I cant wait to go diving for pearls tonight"
by LOGFLUME March 30, 2010
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Driving it Home

1. Initiator places fist outwards palm down

2. Partner places fist beneath initiators 6-12 inches palm up.

3. Both participants rotate each others fist as they would driving a Porshe, Maserati, or Mini Cooper.
Clockwise rotation for the initiator.
Counter Clockwise rotation for the partner until they trade positions(see steps 1 and 2).

4. Whilst doing step #3 both participants must make a crescendoing "whoop" that concludes with the finish.
Seth: Yo dude, we be two totally awesome dudes!
Doug: Hells yeah we be! (Iniciates Driving it Home)
Seth and Doug: whOOP!
Seth: Boy bro, we bees too cool fo' life!
Doug: My dog be illin...NOT!!
Seth: HAHA LOL! Oh Doug, you is a character!
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sheet diving

Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets.
'I went sheet diving by myself again last night' or 'Yeah I went sheet diving with the girl/boy friend last night... '
by D. Maynor November 6, 2006
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Buff Diving

Another name for sucking a dick. The counterpart of muff diving. Invented by a closet freak in Buford, GA.
Jim's girlfriend went buff diving last night. When Jim had a sex explosion, his girlfriend almost drowned.
by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010
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driving me to drink

Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.

Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.
My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.

I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.
by A guest September 6, 2005
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Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
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Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.
while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"
by Jrock c January 13, 2009
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