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Cathleen Disease

Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.
by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 28, 2019
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Glizzy dispenser

The act of putting a hot dog in your mouth, then pushing it into your partners vagina. Then when it is being pushed out eat it
Yo, yesterday me and this girl did the glizzy dispenser
by Glizzyking August 5, 2020
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Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
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paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015
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kevin's disease

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."
by Mr. Sprinkle August 14, 2016
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Need a dispenser here

A quote said by the Scout class in Valve's class-based FPS, Team Fortress 2.

You can say it with X + 5 on your keyboard.

It is mostly used to annoy allied engineers in your team by repeating it over and over again due to the fact that it uses only one audio file and has no other alternatives. Same voice, same tone and same pitch, over... and over... again.

Your can increase efficiency by bringing up a squad of friends with you. Just to feed the fire!
Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!...

Engineering: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP
by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018
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Reverse Benjamin Button Disease

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.
"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"
by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013
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