by MLG DONUT June 7, 2018
Get the URBAN DIC-TIONARY mug.1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
Get the dry dic december mug.One who shit-stirs, fabricates and generally lies about relations with the opposite sex
May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)
Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo
May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important
May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)
May also be associated with Chronic Sleaze Sydrome (CSS)
Has aspirations of becoming a Country-Town based dickdipper, or gigolo
May be an expert in romantic manipulations - victims may experience false sensations of being special and important
May be under the illusion that he is older than his years, when in fact has mental capacity of a 5-year old (dog poo)
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I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN
le-Dic is dramatising his status again
I so encountered a le-Dic on MSN
le-Dic is dramatising his status again
by fullygrownbeard September 2, 2009
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Bro: "That's what she said alr?!"
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