Christian Concert

Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is doing it, not for any other important reasons. These Christian Concerts also use going to church as excuses to get out of other things.

Person One: I didn't know he went to our church.
Person Two: Well he does. But he's just a Christian concert.

by Logan Johnson April 10, 2008

Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005

concert

An event most people attend not to listen to a band play, but use as an excuse to get shit faced, yell, act like a total asshole, and the most famous reason," Get away from it all." (Because remember you can never be happy in everyday life) The music is usually way too fucking loud and hurts your ears and you'll end up getting blinded by fucking spinning lights on stage as you stand because the people in front of you are too stupid to sit the fuck down and watch. Do you stand at sporting events or when a comedian performs? Should you decide to buy a hoodie or t-shirt your wallet will more than likely be raped, if it hasn't already by the fucking insane food prices at the venue or the ticket cost itself. At the end of the night, the worst driving society has to offer is brought together and displayed in the parking lot/garage. Try not to give into the ever growing impulses of road rage as asshole after asshole keeps honking their horn to play in unison with other assholes who think it's cool to honk their horn as you sit stuck in traffic, not going anywhere, and there's not an exit anywhere in site. If bands REALLY, "Love all their fans so much" as the lead singer of every act on stage will tell you at least 18 times through out their set, they wouldn't let you go through this stupid fucking fail in human existence. Just stay home and listen to the CD!

Something I overheard in a mens' bathroom coming from a man in his early 30's trying to appear hardcore to strangers he met in the pisser, after Evanescence got done playing. " Those people down on the floor weren't moving at all. If I was down there I'd be moshing!!" Moshing to EVANESCENCE??? That guys one of the above mentioned assholes who needs to get a new hobby besides going to concerts.

by Stay@homeandlistentotheCD November 20, 2009

Concert snob

A person who bashes all other concerts/venues except the one that he/she is going to. A concert snob always has to one-up others' musical preferences.

Jimmy: " Hey, I'm so excited for the concert this weekend, it's at ____"

Gunther: " Oh yeah? Well I'm going to the ____ concert and it's at the ____ and it's so much nicer and better and cooler than yours. And tickets were a million dollars."

Jimmy: " Stop being such a concert snob. You're pissing everyone off."

by qwertyhjk,m September 27, 2011

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.)

the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.

me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin

them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then

by guitar-ratiug April 26, 2014

Concert Roulette

Picking a random concert based solely on the band's name and going, without knowing anything about the band.

I played concert roulette last night and ended up at a feminist punk rock band.

by angry_pooper September 5, 2014