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Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017
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Cock-Blocking

Cock-Blocking is when you stop a male from trying to hit on a girl.

It can also mean when you block a chicken on twitter.com.
"Hey this guy named chicken just called me a slur"
"Welp, you better get Cock-Blocking!"
mugGet the Cock-Blockingmug.

cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.
by gameysy June 15, 2004
mugGet the cock blockingmug.

Cock Block

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.
by Jennynovak May 27, 2015
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Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.
"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!
by Findamonium March 16, 2017
mugGet the Cock blockedmug.

cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
mugGet the cock blockingmug.

cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.
I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.
by Joe Bru October 18, 2006
mugGet the cock blockedmug.

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