Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classically Trained Actress

A female porn star.

Do you know Sunny Leone, the "classically trained actress".

by Gas Sniffer November 20, 2020

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)

your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021

Classical hug

Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises

Ay bro, can I get a classical hug

by Grass boy February 13, 2021

Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021

Classical Music

Claire

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!

by fgrtrth June 2, 2021