chino chumps

those strange ppl that still wear chinos!

by tiny tiny June 6, 2003

Twea Chump

Someone who “does not like beer” and will let you know they only do Twisted Tea.

Friend 1: Bro you tryna split this 30 rack of Busch?
Friend 2: Nah I got myself some tweas, plus I don’t like beer.
Friend 1: You’re such a twea chump.

by Enlightenment11 September 1, 2022

Star chump

A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants

Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?

Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump

by FastestEqity July 4, 2020

Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.

"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."

by ChaceWiggin August 11, 2012

Forest Chump

Synonymous with the word chump, but simply adding a pun taking it to the next level of chumpness.

Guy 1: "Man, Tom Hanks is such a good actor"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"

by dontcontactme February 23, 2014

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

by kriptonicvirus April 8, 2019

chump pileup

A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.

Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.

by rökken roller November 2, 2020