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Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible
Christopher Is Jewish
by Jewish Names July 20, 2020
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This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.
Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore
by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019
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Christopher is a sweet boy and once you get to know him you’lol want to be with him forever. Christopher’s tend to be shy around the people that like him but don’t feel bad.

Christopher’s are athletic and really witty. They tend to listen to everyone’s conversations but don’t feel bad it’s a good thing.
I’m so In love with Christopher
by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020
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Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people
Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome
by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017
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A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood
That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know
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How would you call yourself?
Im simply Christopher!
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