When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
Get the Christine's cum filled Cribbagemug. by Tin1 March 3, 2018
Get the christin sashamug. Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnsonmug. Half caring half no cares. Minsan may pake sya sa mga nakapaligid sa kanya minsan wala talaga. Inaapi lang sa bahay nila pero maldita rin pala outside. Laging inaaway ng younger sister na ninia yung pangalan. A depresss mthr fckr kasi di nya makuha dream course nya. Pag nakakita kayo ng christine wag nyo na guluhin buhay nya mthr fckr kayo di niyo rin naman seseryusohin si christine, pabayaan nyo yung college nursing student na yan, seryuso yan sa buhay, sya lang di sineryuso awts pighati.
Louie: oiii si christine
Christine: ....
Louie: alam mo bang iniwan nanaman si **** ng jowa nya HAHAHAHAHA gagi desurb
Christine: sorry di ako natawa, college na kasi ako kaya seryuso na ako sa buhay. Thats all. Kthxbye.
Christine: ....
Louie: alam mo bang iniwan nanaman si **** ng jowa nya HAHAHAHAHA gagi desurb
Christine: sorry di ako natawa, college na kasi ako kaya seryuso na ako sa buhay. Thats all. Kthxbye.
by Hindipinili2022 July 20, 2022
Get the Christinemug. the most amazing girl in the world, she has sparkling grey eyes wavy blonde hair, and silky smooth skin. she has a major coffee and family guy addiction and she loves to say slayyyyyy a lot. she is the girl i plan to marry one day and spend the rest of my life with. she also play electric guitar and listen to 80s rock
by rrryaannn December 28, 2021
Get the christinemug. by Aura gal August 11, 2025
Get the Christine joimug. by Pelotonmom69 November 22, 2021
Get the Christinemug.