Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

cheerio

bye

Well, I'll be off now. Cheerio !

by artslayerlol February 3, 2021

Cheerio

A way of expressing gratitude or thanks

Mike/Herb - 'Hi Katie, do we have that PO'
Katie - 'Already done'
Mike - 'Cheerio'

by mjohn8910 September 8, 2022

Cheerio hating bitch

Brain dead French teacher who picks favourites, absolutely disliked by ever individual.
#westoleyourposters

Favourite student: What’s this answer
Ms. Shaunessy: number 3
Disliked student: *silently eats Cheerios*
Ms. Shaunessy: those Cheerios really hurt my nose, the smell is so horrid get that strong smell out of my class.
Disliked student: ok you cheerio hating bitch

by I really hate my teachers December 4, 2019

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

Sweet cheerios

Exclamation - emoting joy and excitement

“Dude, just chopped all my hair off and I love it!”
“Really?? sweet Cheerios!!”

by Slammemore November 12, 2021

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021