Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

Cheerio

A way of expressing gratitude or thanks

Mike/Herb - 'Hi Katie, do we have that PO'
Katie - 'Already done'
Mike - 'Cheerio'

by mjohn8910 September 8, 2022

cheerio

bye

Well, I'll be off now. Cheerio !

by artslayerlol February 3, 2021

Cheerio

Aussie signing off insult.
Doesn't mean goodbye, means you have a small dick.

As in "Nice to hear from you, cheerio."

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Secret Cheerio Challenge

When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge

I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge

by TOTofficial April 20, 2017

leather cheerio

leather cheerio is when a girl gives you anal sex at a poker table and at the end stabs you knee with a knife

ts lost her leather cheerio

by sanxity June 7, 2019

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021