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ivy ceiling

The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.
I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.
by kickasstimus January 29, 2015
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National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.
Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever
by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019
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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023
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Marble Ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.

( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )

Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )

GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR
"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.
by solstafeer May 20, 2010
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Ceiling eyes

When your irises are apparently too small to reach the bottom of your eye socket.
by blackeyezz December 22, 2008
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glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.
by gipperee September 11, 2004
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CEILING GANG OUH!

The call of the ceiling gang. Used to express beta, small pp, and cringe energy.
P1: Hello fellow ceiling gang member.
P2: Im doing good.
P1: let's express our beta, small pp, and cringe energy.
P1 and P2: CEILING GANG OUH!
by +-_-_-+ May 18, 2020
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