Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

by Popechancey June 8, 2019

Cat

A spy weapon that shoots lasers

My cat is cool

by Colorx bleach June 14, 2017

Cat

A meowing animal

A cat meows.

by Kk cools November 30, 2016

Cat

Just a demon.

Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon

by Dooooooooooooooooot October 1, 2020

Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015