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Builders Thong

Women who wear hipster Jeans with a thong, normally red in colour, peeping sexily(?) out of the top. Usually has accompanying lower back or arse cheek tattoo.

Another Chavvy fshion that started with Jordan and Jodie Marsh but has not transferred well to those that normally sport it, fat birds at car boot sales.
'ere Daz, grab hold of Tyson and Shannon while I dig me thong from out me arse'
by The Crowman September 21, 2004
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Builderman Zinjad

This the guy look out for as a warzone operator he will provide you with the support you need. This his code name but his real name is Otter but we call him Builderman Zinjad when he is wearing his builder outfit.
by Jawz_FTW December 5, 2020
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Buildering

"Rock climbing" or "bouldering" on buildings.
Usually done with no rope, perhaps a crash pad and climbing shoes. Bridge supports, retaining walls, strangely shaped buildings and modern art (where there are no security guards) are popular buildering spots.
When rock climbers are stuck in a city with no rock to be found they go buildering.
by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007
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GPA Builders

In College Basketball the players (usually white) on the end the bench who rarely play but only on the team to boost the team's overall GPA.
Wow Bob Huggins really loads the back of his bench with GPA builders.

Look at those GPA builders going crazy at the end of the bench.
by Bob Huggins 188 January 5, 2012
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Buildedness

Sorry guys I’m just buildedness different
by Jeffyboi9000 April 4, 2021
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Bilderbitch

A politician, often of a homosexual persuasion, who is granted political power disproportionate to his/her qualifications in order to execute the Bilderberg Group's world domination agenda.

A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment banks.

A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinated if they fall out of line.

Bilderbitches tend to be psychopaths as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.

Not to be mistaken with bildertard, although both produce similar effects.

Well known Bilderbitches include:

Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Hilldog Clinton
JFK
Barack Obama
Herman Van Rompuy
Mandy: Hi sweetie, Its your proxy PM here calling for duty from my Blackberry, on a lilo in the swimming pool of the Rothschilds mansion on their private island in the med. Just listening to a bit of U2 while Reinaldo rubs some factor 30 into my burnt thighs. How the economy darling? Still fucked up?

Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.

Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.

Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....

Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch like me.

Darling: Hmmm ok.

When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?

Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?

Darling: You're a man?

Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?

Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.

Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch, you docile cunt!
by Jorvik Ubermensch January 21, 2010
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builders tea

The act of brewing cheap, inexpensive tea in a mug rather than a teapot. In addition to this, the tea is often brewed stronger and usually contains two or more spoons of sugar. Drunk usually by construction workers who haven't got the time (amongst their many breaks) to make a proper brew.
Example:

Builder 1: "Fancy a cuppa?"

Builder 2: "Yeah - I think the teapot is in the van."

Builder 1: "Don't be soft lad! The other builders will laugh at us! Get me the PG Tips"

Builder 2: "Hate builders tea, but I always have to have at least 5 before I can start work"
by Irondan April 23, 2014
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