smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

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dirty bigfoot

When a person with giant feet gives a foot job and they use there toejam as lubricant

Tom: Last night she gave me a dirty bigfoot I didnt even last 1 minute

Harry: man I need to get a dirty bigfoot

by Hunky hooter March 9, 2020

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Bigfoot

one who is tall hairy wears larges shoes socks has large hands and of course has a long D#@^

Wow he has a bigfoot or Hey look it is bigfoot

by bigfoot January 16, 2004

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The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.

*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.

by Sleazehound January 20, 2010

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