Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

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Bacardi Brice

A crazy, horny as fuck, drunk fucker that wont let you sleep.

Last night, Bacardi Brice would not let me sleep. He just kept trying to fuck me, even though we had just finished fucking.

Dude, Bacardi Brice is so crazy. Last night he straight up said he wanted to get fucked in the ass. With a straight face, he was dead serious.

by Alerthelk February 2, 2022

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Mr.Brice

Mr.Brice is a strange species that inhabits the 210th chamber of the AITE ecosystem. If encountered, one should give him a wide berth — if in a good mood, he will engage you in an hour-long or more lecture on topics like the importance of finishing your engineering math requirements before leaving high school or why mental health isn’t real. If you have the misfortune of stumbling into his territory while he is aggravated, prepare yourself to be violently cursed out and called a dumbass in twenty different ways. He can be pacified with a trucker hat branded with the logo of your alma mater. If you manage to grow close to him, he may invite you to a meal of sorts, hosted with many other poor souls who’ve made a friend out of him.

Unsuspecting traveler: Oh my god, it’s Mr.Brice! He’s gonna tell me about how economical Crocs are and that I need to rebel against white people! Run away!

by RaytheonSuperfan001 June 1, 2023

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