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Brandon

Brandon an anti social person and only likes to keep the friends he already knows and not find anyone else he likes to hang out with his friends sometimes.Brandon would sometimes find sometimes find someone he likes but let his insecurities get the best of him and dont take their shot but he loves to be around those he love ,he can be shy at times but its way better to get to know him
Brandon the best
by Hellomynameis......347 August 23, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon has a big dick
by Bruhdon February 28, 2020
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Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
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Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
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