Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

by jakerater February 22, 2011

Boweling Around

1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does

John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around

Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend

by LT boi June 16, 2022

Cabana-Bowel

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.

Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.

Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!

by ZekeG August 9, 2012

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them

i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere

by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024