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National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022
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Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
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Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."
by Luckpangor June 12, 2024
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Over Bloke

the act of over playing ones maleness.

generally seen in office worker when in company of trade and outdoorsmen
"adam is going the over bloke" or "Yeah, he's a bit of an over bloke"
by Muddy Jocks December 16, 2010
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SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019
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sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus
Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke
by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023
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Bloke

Do you know the bloke
by somyashar April 19, 2018
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