Bleed the scene

Meaning showing up to and even or place and looking outstanding

Yo bro are you going to that party tonight?

“Yeah I’ll be there just know when I show up Ima bleed the scene”

by Theefamousmike November 17, 2018

bend and spread

1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)

Dude, at MEPS I had to do the bend and spread. It was mortifying because the doc was like 70.

by waterleopard December 27, 2011

Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”

by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018

blond-lad-sexual

when you only fancy blond lads

only likin blond lads

by Corbo January 23, 2004

bend a sweat

To work hard at something but not as hard as you could.
to bend a sweat not break a sweat...

That chick is kinda good look'n, I'd bend a sweat on her...

by Napalm Death September 14, 2006

South Bend Tramp Stamp

When a man starts dancing on a girl from behind in a club, gets too excited and leaves a load on the girls lower back.

Did you see mk47 with that south bend tramp stamp when she left the fev the other night?

by B. Michaels May 7, 2008

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007