adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

by Limekilnlake August 4, 2023

thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

by thermal slayer April 3, 2011

Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012

fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

blanket time

When a guy and a girl sit together sharing a blanket, engaging in sexual activity under the blanket, using the blanket to conceal the sexual act from the rest of the group. Commonly occurs in public settings such as church vans and movie nights

Dave G: Yo BR, you should come on my youth trip this summer.
BR: Hell no, nigga, I ain't doin' that shit.
Dave G: Nah Nah nah, you can get mad bitches on that shit
BR: How's that?
Dave G: In a word, blanket time

by Davis123 September 19, 2011

spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.

John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.

by IHNS mayne December 5, 2014

Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 20, 2021