bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

by SluggoBear December 15, 2008

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Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.

People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.

by Odd_James January 25, 2021

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bidenphobia

this phobia is where you get scared and you hide your kids from Joe Biden while you take the sniffing from him

my friend has an extreme fear called bidenphobia

by Higly Person March 9, 2021

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when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.

Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.

by bambrew August 23, 2011

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Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!

by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018

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