beefcurtains 

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

beefcurtains by Daveth January 6, 2004

beefcurtains 

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

beefcurtains by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains 

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

butthole beefcurtains by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008

Beefcurtian

Beefcurtian: Slang word for Vagina. The Lips of a vagina resembles the "beef" part. And the "curtians" part of the word is where you pull the vagina lips apart. So then thats where you get "beefcurtian"

Johnny pulled Sallys beefcurtian apart and licked it all night.

Beefcurtian by crazyideas March 18, 2009