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beefcurtains 

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.
Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!
beefcurtains by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains 

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.
Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

Beefcurtian

Beefcurtian: Slang word for Vagina. The Lips of a vagina resembles the "beef" part. And the "curtians" part of the word is where you pull the vagina lips apart. So then thats where you get "beefcurtian"
Johnny pulled Sallys beefcurtian apart and licked it all night.
Beefcurtian by crazyideas March 18, 2009