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Barbara

A girl who makes you forgive the world just because she's in it.
Everything is easier because of Barbara
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Barbara

Is a very short person with very little knowledge of what's going on in the earth. She likes aggressive sports 😉
1. Who's that short person over there?
2. It's probably Barbara
by Pussydestroyer055 July 4, 2019
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Lanky Barbara

Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut
Coconut: "hey, do you think I'm a Lanky Barbara?"

Mango: "yes, and that's y I don't like you eww"
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Crappy Barbara

Let me tell you about my favorite animal, the crappy Barbara.
by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025
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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
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Barbara

A person, usually a aunt, that seems nice at first glance, but in reality, is secretly the living equal to Satan's asshole.
barbara: Practically Karen in disguise, pulling such recognizable moves as "I have a coupon around here somewhere", "this generation is so entitled", and of course, "I want to speak to your manager"
by readthistowinthebigGAY December 18, 2019
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Barbara

A girl who is so fucking annoying it's crazy. If you find someone named Barbara then just make her life as miserable as Possible because if you don't they will make your life miserable. They are really funny. Their name is pretty outdated but they Are usually so fucking fine. They will try to trick you into thinking that they are your best friend, you may even wanna date her but she will make you depressed because she will break up with You. They will make up a lame ass excuse like: I'm sorry but my parents won't let me date you or there's just Too much pressure on me. Anytime you meet Barbara you have to make them depressed but don't over do it because they might actually end up falling in love with you and you get an amazing girlfriend and possible waifu. I created this because a girl named Barbara brOke up with me in like 5th grade and I have extra free time so I'm doing this shit. Anyways I put the letters of the Names of my possible crushes in the text and you have to find them. Also this is so fake I honestly have nothing against Barbara. She is an amazing person and generally gives off good vibes. My entire body lights up when I see her in class but that's beside the point. She doesn't like me anymore so depressed am I. Anyways, you should try to find who my other crush is.
by Anonymous am I September 8, 2023
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