North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 08, 2023
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin November 06, 2017
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backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy
man teresa is a backyard whore
by milky slut June 14, 2022
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Burke’s Backyarder

Noun: Someone is silly/funny.

Originated in the 1990’s by a mum in South Australia. The term Burke’s Backyarder is loosely based on 90’s garden guru Don Burke.
You Burke’s Backyarder!
by PlateauMum February 15, 2021
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backyard

something that is laid-back and fun. it’s a term used to describe an activity that you think is simple and easy to do.
media is such a backyard subject at school. it’s such an easy A.

do you want to go bowling tomorrow?
i don’t think i’m good at bowling.
how? it’s so backyard.
by Morgs K April 10, 2022
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Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017
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beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.
He sometimes has beads in the backyard.
by Treii28 January 22, 2020
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