National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

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Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

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this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

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slap ass day

when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass

ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day

by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020

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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

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