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Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.
“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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arsenic sulfur

It is a periodic table joke that translates into "AsS" |Arsenic (As)|Sulfur (S)|
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The monkey game on arsenal

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.
People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)
by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
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Arsenal FC

1. A team that treats 2nd place as their sugar daddy and plays haram ball every game.
2. A team with delusional fans such as AFTV.
Have you heard that Arsenal FC finished 2nd again?

Yes 2nd place is its sugar daddy.
by gunnerfanchampionsleague October 18, 2025
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Arsenal

A big case or room with many weapons such as yee haw gun gun shooty shooty bang bangs, gwenades, and other stupid shit and can kill people
The quiet kids backpack is like an arsenal jit.
by El retardio December 9, 2022
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pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.
Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
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Arsenal

A football club from Arsenal. Known for being a rather large club and superior to other football clubs Chelsea and Tottenham in any and every way. Only team in the history of the Premier League to never lose a match for an entire season. Hasn’t won a PL for 19 years but this season it’s coming back to North London. LONDON IS RED 💪💪💪🚩🚩🚩🚩
“Hey mate did you know Arsenal won the league?”

Of course they did. They are the best team in the PL. i can’t believe Chelsea finished in the lower 10 of the table. Fudging idiots”
by h1v3zer April 3, 2023
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