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aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming
OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING
by poperoni304 September 17, 2023
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pepper aggressive

when someone is being a bitch, but not enough to call them salty.
man, rory has been really pepper aggressive lately
by roarwry June 11, 2017
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Aggressive Canoodling

Aggressive forms of PDA including but not limited to wrestling, kickboxing, and aggressive elbowing. Also See aggressive cuddling.
There's this couple in the library that's been engaging in aggressive canoodling and it's extremely uncomfortable to watch.
by ksajevpawienfpaewifhewipu November 13, 2017
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Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.
Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.
by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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Aggressive Tunneling

Quick rough anal sex with your partner
Bob and I did some aggressive tunneling while the baby was napping today.
by BillardGuy May 19, 2020
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Sassive Aggressive

Similar to being Passive Aggressive but with more attitude. More offensive than defensive, sassive aggression can provoke shame, guilt, or a confession out of the other person. It is particularly effective if used in a crowd where the other person is unable to defend him or herself.

It's also a bit sadistic.
Becky: "You should tell your roommate that you're done giving her second chances and the more she has to apologize, the less her apologies will mean. Her best friend will slowly start to resent her and drift away until the only person she could ever rely on is gone."
Jessica: "Even though you're talking about my roommate, I can tell that your words are meant for me. You're being Sassive Aggressive because you're not even trying to hide it, but only I understand the meaning. Since our other friends are nearby, I can't retaliate without making myself look bad so I just have to sit here and take it."
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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