A man who statistically gets no bitches.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
by ScatmanJohn June 19, 2022
by GIceton July 26, 2011
To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
by Uwbdhduwhshhw October 12, 2022
he is so hot and has big titties and he is an english teacher but most importantly, he’s the sexiest man alive
by reallysweatyballs May 28, 2022
A Brighton and Hove Albion legend, best striker on the planet at the moment, getting better and better as he gets through his career. Recently scored his 100th goal for Brighton aswell.
1: Did you see Glenn Murrays goal last week?
2: Yeah of course, banged it top bins with his head once again.
1: He is 100% best striker in the Premier League
2: Yeah of course, banged it top bins with his head once again.
1: He is 100% best striker in the Premier League
by ManLikeMurray July 11, 2019
To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition