Kid who looks like ratatouille and his mom is the one and only jodidouglasrealtor. Thinks he is cool because he plays football and goes to fgr because he is retarded. His indoor voice is an outdoor voice and his whisper is also an outdoor voice because he can’t shit the fuck up ever. Acts like a spaz and thomas does not like him
by CC guns💪🏻 October 01, 2019
Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 06, 2018
A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005
by PomoErectus November 27, 2003
by aaronak October 20, 2004
A TV sitcom on CBS that's ending with its 9th season. Can be very funny, but each show seems to have the same plot.
by yadayadayada April 22, 2005
If you think your family is weird, look at Raymond's family. Watch the reruns of Everybody loves Raymond. They're quite funny.
by MSNMSNMSN September 03, 2005