Zach

An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details

That boy Zach, he's thicc

by Pussy eater 202 May 27, 2018

Zach

A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.

“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”

by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019

Zach

A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.

"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"

by moerad December 29, 2009

zach

Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.

my ex boyfriend is such a zach

by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015

Zach

An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.

Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.

Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!

Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!

by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010

Zach

A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.

Man Zach is looking at her ass again, what a Zach move

Stop looking at her, your pulling a Zach!

by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019

Zach

A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.

Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute

by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013