Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
by BooBoo2268 November 05, 2016
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pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives March 17, 2016
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Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.
"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".
by MissKB March 11, 2014
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Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020
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Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
by Drinkydadjimbo February 01, 2023
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Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.
Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.
by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016
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