When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
by BooBoo2268 November 05, 2016
A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives March 17, 2016
When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.
by MissKB March 11, 2014
A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020
by Drinkydadjimbo February 01, 2023
When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.
by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016
by Cassandra Dimitrescu June 11, 2021