sack wrangler

Male homosexual. Fag.

Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.

by FilthyJock February 27, 2006

wrangler

Slang for someone's privates. Gained in popularity after Brett Favre (the spokesman for Wrangler jeans) was caught texting his privates to an ex New York Jets employee.

Did you see that vid on youtube where Favre took a football to his wranglers.

junk penis donkey

by Thn1kk4m4n October 17, 2010

Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.

by Wanger specialist August 6, 2009

wrangler

One who catches, handles, prepares and cares for the saddle horses on a ranch. Not to be confused with a cowboy, though their character and style of dress are similar. A cowboy can be a wrangler but a wrangler is not, by definition, a cowboy, unless he also tends cattle.

Those wranglers at the UXU ranch couldn't get a horse lined out in under ten minutes if their lives depended on it.

by Elwood October 30, 2004

wronger

really, really wrong

Using wronger in a sentence is wronger than wrong.

by So Cal Gal March 25, 2005

Texas Wrangler Darlin'

Perfection

WOW! This girl has a 4.0 GPA, hundreds of service hours, is absolutely gorgeous, has guys falling all over her, is surrounded by an entourage 24/7, is at every Longhorn game, AND can drink you under the table?!! She MUST be a Texas Wrangler Darlin'

by KelseyJames1990 December 12, 2010

wanger

A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(

by freqazoid March 5, 2008