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Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.
"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"
by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008
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Rusty Wookie

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.
"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."
by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009
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Snow Wookie

Women in the cold weather that may appear to be attractive, only because they hide their appearance with hoods or big jackets. A snow wookie tends to have a good looking body, but their face may appear to look like they got hit with a 2x4. Most Wookies are willing to give it up on the first night, but must be careful when approaching one. Some can be evil!
Matt- Man it sure is cold out John!
John- Yup! it's about that time!
Matt- yup, the snow wookies are coming out soon.
John- wow! look at her with the hood on!
Matt- that's a snow wookie! here they comeee John!!
John- yup! here they come!
by MiniMart December 16, 2009
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wookie mistake

Similar to a rookie mistake but broader in scope and consequence.
Saying he could have a party that weekend was a major wookie mistake.
by Eric Conlon July 23, 2003
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wookie wallet

wook·iee wal·let wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion lacking the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle.
Hey, look at the Wookie wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.
by CrazyMuffin November 1, 2010
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bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.
My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!
by RacerXrulz5 January 12, 2009
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Tub Wookie

The hair ball or clump in the tub after someone takes shower or bath. Generally used when you find someone else's, as opposed to calling your own a Tub Wookie.
A few strands of hair or small clump may be called a Tub Ewok
Dammit Gwen! Stop leaving a Tub Wookie in the drain after every time you shower!

Michael, when you leave the shower, do you think you could take the Tub Wookie with you?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
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