Nigger Winter

The polar opposite of an "Indian Summer". When unseasonably cold winter-like weather ruins what should be a warm Spring day.

Example:

"Shit Leroy, it's mother-fuckin' cold out here."

"Fuckin' right, it's nigger winter god!"

by K-o$ tha God November 11, 2009

winter pelt

The reluctance to remove or trim body hair during winter in a bid to keep warm. The winter peltee may show symptoms of hirsuitism during the months from October to around May. It is generally bad etiqutte to be still sporting your winter pelt at the beginning of Wimbledon.

It's cold out there, good job I have my winter pelt.
My legs are not hairy, that is my winter pelt

by janey juniper February 5, 2013

winter wedgie

when someone gives you a wedgie and shoves snow in your underwear. also can be used with hanging wedgie

i was gave a winter wedgie one day when bending down to make a snowball. then they stripped me down to my underwear and hung me in a high tree. people came and laughed. until i fell down out of my underwear and ran naked home. luckily no one saw me.

by Anonymous14253 February 1, 2008

blackberry winter

A period of cold weather occuring in late spring.

If you have a garden – or even if you just planning to pack away your winter sweaters – you’ll do well to remember that blackberry winter could still be waiting to catch optimistic sun lovers unprepared.

by David Bassler August 26, 2013

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

winter wonderhell

The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.

Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.

by Snow Demon February 10, 2010