Winstons

My mate tried to look up his name and saw this

Why Winstons just why change your copany

by Hi my name is _______ October 18, 2020

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Winston

He's the most honest and trustworthy person you'll ever find. He sometimes can come across harshly but his intentions are pure. He has the best sense of humor and makes the best out of serious situations. He's the greatest best friend that one can find. He has an unbelievably attractive physical appearance. His voice is like an angels. His eyes gaze into your soul. He's kind heart and warm soul can win you over with just a sentence.

Winston is the type of person you'll never stop loving even if you tried.

by Rykah_F November 22, 2021

Winston

Questionable being made out of unconsciousness, unawareness, unenery. Gets hard easily, worse than my fucking ex

You’re being such a Winston rn

by Winston beysolow January 25, 2024

Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.

WINSTON SPERGULA YOU WILL DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.

“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023