Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.

“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

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Winston

Questionable being made out of unconsciousness, unawareness, unenery. Gets hard easily, worse than my fucking ex

You’re being such a Winston rn

by Winston beysolow January 25, 2024

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Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.

WINSTON SPERGULA YOU WILL DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

by anonymous August 8, 2024

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The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

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