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winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.
He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!
by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006
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Bi-winning

The ability to win here, win there, win-win everywhere. Absolute victory.
Charlie Sheen is an example of someone bi-winning. He's a total frickin' rock star from Mars.
by Poohlou March 30, 2011
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wanking from home

As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
by Colin Willett January 7, 2008
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Dark Winging It

To have unprotected sex, made famous by Dark Wing Duck's catch phrase "Let's get dangerous".
I was dark winging it last night and I got the bitch pregnant.
by Duck Tales Woo ooo April 1, 2010
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Bi-Winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.
“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
by Double A Tron March 22, 2011
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Wanking machine

A device used to auto-masturbate an individual to climax. A combination of the words wanking - to masturbate, and machine - an automated device.

Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.

With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.
Would you like to come round to my house next Saturday and try out my new Wanking Machine? It has 3 speed settings and an auto-wipe facility!
by Hev March 3, 2007
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Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about
Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011
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